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judgeable:

i’m probably the best at losing friends

(Source: judgeable)

azaie:

[18+]

"Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself."

una-muse-d:

hkangela:

some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time

it means he finds you twice as attractive

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

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